

Crypto Madness
Welcome to the chaotic world of Crypto Delirium, where memes reign supreme!





Ctrl +F4 and wait for us to call you
Explore our chaotic crypto offerings.
Showcasing absurd NFT art pieces.
Community Perks
Join us for wild airdrops and rewards.
Create and share your own crypto memes.

FAQ
What is crypto delirium? nobody knows
A satirical NFT project mocking crypto.
How to mint NFTs? dont
Connect your wallet and follow the prompts.....to mental institusion
Are there community perks? who cares
Yes, enjoy airdrops and exclusive events! .....for all homeless crypto fans
What is the token utility? wen lambo
$delirium fuels our chaotic ecosystem.
How to join the community? buy the top, never sell
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Experience:
🧠 Chief Chaos Officer – Crypto Delirium (2025–∞)
Built an empire of memes out of pure confusion and caffeine.
Responsible for market crashes every full moon.
Oversees cross-chain existential crises and FUD propagation.
🪙 Senior Rug Prevention Specialist – Bagholder Inc. (2023–2025)
Stopped zero rugs.
Accidentally rugged self. Twice.
Designed a staking platform that paid users in disappointment.
🚀 Head of Hopium Distribution – Moonshot Labs (2020–2023)
Supplied degens with dreams of 1000x returns.
Created the phrase “we’re still early” as a legal coping mechanism.
Authored “DeFi or Die: A Beginner’s Guide to Financial Therapy.”
📡 Contact the Chaos
✉️ electrons@toasterdao.lol
📍 Location: Somewhere between Layer-2 and the void
☎️ +0 (000) 000 000 – calls routed through a fridge node
🧠 Support: Whisper “WEN” into the blockchain and wait for a sign
🐒 Telegram: t.me/banana_governance
🪙 X: @ChaosHasNoRoadmap
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